... and I can't be more proud of myself.

Like, imagine a milk chocolate chip, milk dippable cookie. A lot for people love them, some don't. I definitely don't lmfao, but now, imagine a lactose free, oatmeal peanut butter cookie. That's me.

And surprisingly, a lot of people hate them the fuck is wrong with you; they're healthy and delicious, you jackholes. Me, I'm that type of cookie.